To Ron: I maintain that the side on which the dick hangs depends on whether you are right or left handed. I have, in the past, done my own survey to determine the answer to the which side mystery. (at 77 I do not conduct as many surveys as I used to ;) (At Right: Lad proudly showing his cocks hangs to his left.)

Nearly all responded in accordance with my belief. -S

To Ron: Dear Friend, Just a note, somewhat related to the "Penis Poll"..or should it be "Pole"?

In my life I have encountered only one other man who had the same "condition" as I. I call it the "Landing Gear Syndrome" (as in aircraft). When I need my penis for serious work..well, there it is..right out there and ready. However, when not needed it is almost fully RETRACTED!!! (a good means to stay away from zippers!!)

If I really need to "show" something...there is always the sock drawer at my service.

So, you see, I can not truly answer the current poll!! -Jon

From Ron: Dear Jon, may your "landing gear" stay up whenever you need it.