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Keeping it Hard at 80
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Posted by: Ronald Posts: 211  Forum Regular |
Keeping it Hard at 80 - Posted on: Feb 25, 2010 08:28:45
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with you boy friend." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the young man behind the counter asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" The youth said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." The young man said, "My goodness, 5 loaves. By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" The older man replied, "I can't believe it. Everybody knows about this shit but me." |